Sunday, January 4, 2009

I am the Car Czar

The kind of PR pukes who might have suffocated this kind of rambling, off-the-wall public announcement did not make it to the Big Show with this Administration -- change I can live with.
I should also point out that the president-elect doesn't even know me. A nimble, results-oriented Administration like O's has the smarts to hire political enemies when they're just plain the best candidates for the job; same goes for hiring loose cannons from out in the ether who fraudulently announce their appointments to the Administration on the internet.
Three auto makers as they burn through government bailout money (Ford hasn't taken the bait yet, but I've decided to oversee them anyway). I not only get to watch where the money goes ... I get to say where the money goes. As in, hey ... this car's crap ... can it. That car was a bad idea in the first place. Make more of this car, but don't make it with a fake convertible top, and put some decent mag wheels on it.
You have to admit, it's every bit as effective as, "Listen," as in "Listen. Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time." You have to pay attention). Let's get right to the essentials of our new automotive landscape:

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